I think that Mike Huckabee is a whack-job. However, when they make a movie about his life, I think Kevin Spacey should play him.
Honestly, I don't have as much to say about politics as my darling husband does, but here is what I think about Huckabee.
1) He thinks God is swaying the voters to put him in office. That's just crazy. Everyone knows that God is too busy backing Obama.
2) He thinks homosexuality is an abomination. Okay...that just means that we're going to find him soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom in a few years.
3) His last name makes me laugh. Huckabee. C'mon. President Huckabee?
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If Hillary gets the nomination, I am all for Huckabee, yes thats right, I am still an independent, except that God has told me to vote Huckabee (my God, not yours)
I was forced to remove my previous comment after doing a little research. According to Spacey, he is NOT a friend of Dorothy
I know, I hear the name Huckabee and I just remember that existentialist film with Dustin Hoffman. Loved the movie. Do NOT like the presidential candidate.
I do think it would be highly entertaining if on the eve of some important primary we found out that 1) Huckabee has a long-time latin male lover or boy toy on the side and that 2) Romney has at least 2 other families hidden in the mountains of Utah somewhere.
Dorothy Zbornak?
Dorothy Michaels?
Dorothy Gale?
I am a firm supporter of John Edwards because his wife gets it. And as we all know the wife wields all the power (sorry Tony).
We shall see after Thursday.
Oh, and MY GOD won't allow me to vote Republican unless he brings Lincoln back from the dead (and that would be soooo creepy).
Oh my goodness! Two Dustin Hoffman references right after another!
Alan, you poor misguided Jew. Your God is the same as my God. Hello!! I'll pray for you.
Rachel, how was your Christmas?? Oh...and don't even get me started on Romney! Another wacko, if you ask me!But, I didn't write about him because he doesn't look like Kevin Spacey.
Jim, do you have a different God too? What the...? I don't know about Edwards. What happens when his wife um...well...you know, dies? (Because she will. Sad.) Edwards will be too sad to run the country.
I'd vote for Lincoln too.
There are no guarantees that any of our spouses may live. Bill Clinton could become the "first Gentleman" and be struck by lightening while playing golf (and wouldn't that give some religious people a field day?).
So if we are worried about a person being president who could be distracted by the loss of a loved one, than we should only elect orphans who haven't made any friends.
I could only vote for Lincoln if when he is reanimated he doesn't look all decomposed. Yeah, that's probably why I like John Edwards, good hair.
That's not what we think, anyway I am all for Ron Paul, but he is not really going anywhere.
I laughed so hard when I saw the pictures because I just said to Dave yesterday that Huckabee looked like Kevin Spacey (yes, I have my Kevins straight now).
"Alan, you poor misguided Jew"
"Jane, you ignorant slut"
C'mon everybody, keep it going....
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